What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

The dreaded Zillow ban is finally here. Here's what you can do - Business Insider

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The influencer whose tweet led to a ban on disposable vapes - BBC

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Star Trek Strange New Worlds Season 3 trailer promises new worlds, new adventures, and new romances (video) - Space

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Beyoncé Briefly Dangles Over Houston Stadium Crowd As Flying Prop Car Malfunctions - Deadline

No go.

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

AMD CEO Su turns heads with comments at AI event - TheStreet

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How do I overcome attachment issues?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Charlize Theron Calls Out Immigration Policies That Have “Destroyed the Lives of Families, Not Criminals” - The Hollywood Reporter

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

This ‘smoke’ ring was formed by one of the biggest creatures on Earth. Scientists say it has never been documented before - BBC Wildlife Magazine

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

macOS Tahoe's New Theming System Explained - MacRumors

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

Hailee Steinfeld Marries Bills QB Josh Allen - The Hollywood Reporter

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

So they tried