What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:26

Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
The dreaded Zillow ban is finally here. Here's what you can do - Business Insider
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The influencer whose tweet led to a ban on disposable vapes - BBC
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Beyoncé Briefly Dangles Over Houston Stadium Crowd As Flying Prop Car Malfunctions - Deadline
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
AMD CEO Su turns heads with comments at AI event - TheStreet
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How do I overcome attachment issues?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
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Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
macOS Tahoe's New Theming System Explained - MacRumors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Hailee Steinfeld Marries Bills QB Josh Allen - The Hollywood Reporter
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
So they tried